Title: Goodness Gracious Me
Fandom: Doctor Who/House MD crossover. 
Pairings: Gen
Summary: Rose and the Doctor (Ten) are fresh and glowing from their latest saving-the-world gig when Rose comes over a bit funny and ends up in hospital under the tender, caring wing of House's team. A TARDIS malfunction (yes, one of those, a very rare occurence plotwise I know) leads to House being rather more curious about Rose's popping-up-in-odd-places friend than the actual, y'know, potentially life-threatening illness.

Note: the title does not have anything to do with the comedy show, so people expecting amusing Anglo-Asian hijinks may be disappointed. It's just because the song starts 'Oh doctor, I'm in trouble..'. Also it continues into a confession of heart-palpitating lust for the good doctor, and I know there are lots out there with similar feelings towards Mr Laurie and Mr Tennant.

Title: Pressed Flowers
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairings: Just bits of Lily/James and Vernon/Petunia. Gen really.
Summary: ‘Oh? You’ll be reading my hand and telling me I’m going to meet a tall, dark, handsome stranger next.’ Lily looks at her, eyes glinting.

'What, that lummox Dursley? Well, two out of three isn’t bad, Pet.’ 

Pieces of Petunia's life, dealing with a magical sister and a less-than-magical husband.

Title: Where There's A Will
Fandom: Harry Potter/Black Books crossover
Pairings: None
Summary: Bernard had finally found a lighter in an open box of cereal and lit up a cigarette, glaring at it as if it had personally insulted his girlfriend, his pet kitten, his dear old grey-headed mother, and his entire extended family.

‘Whatever you’ve come here for,’ he muttered, ‘the answer is no.’

Sirius's will is causing problems. Remus is getting exasperated. Bernard is actually weirder than Fran and Manny thought he was, which is a fairly impressive feat.